Dominic Badguy

Jean Pierre Napoleon

Nadya

Kermit the Frog / Foo-Foo / Statler / Beaker / Lips / Rizzo the Rat / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)

Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice)

The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf

Pepe the King Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / The Swedish Chef / Bobo the Bear / Big Mean Carl / Baby Boss / Carlo Flamingo / Leprechaun Security Guard (voice)

Scooter / Janice / Miss Poogy / Bobby Benson / Wayne (voice)

Constantine / Floyd Pepper / Sweetums / Pops / Robin / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / 80's Robot / Camilla / Uncle Deadly (voice)

Walter / Manolo Flamingo (voice)

Tony Bennett

Irish Journalist

The Great Escapo

Young Florist

Salma Hayek

Big Papa

Joe

Commuter

Spanish Train Porter

German Audience Member

Audience Member

Danny Trejo

Ivan the Guard

Prison King

Hobo Joe